Helping Hands

Story Submissions

ShareSquid wants to hear from YOU!

If ShareSquid accepts your written or verbal nostalgic story (ideally less than 4 minutes in length) there's a good chance he'll ask that we share it with the world via the official ShareSquid podcast propaganda delivery system.

*currently accepting nostalgic stories for both 'Metroid' and 'Temple of ROM' full-length episodes*

Join ShareSquid

Nothing brings more joy to the lovely Land Kraken Dawn than meeting new friends and fellow supporters of kraken-kind.

YOU could be that ray of sunshine for Ms. Dawn, today!  Simply find the JOIN ShareSquid button and click that sucker!  Dawn thanks you from the bottom of one of her three hearts.

Share ShareSquid!

Listen, we can't physically force your friends to listen to ShareSquid Podcast.

Only YOU can do that.

Not encouraging any violence here, but headphones sometimes slip off human heads (happens to slippery squid heads, too), so it may take strong hands to hold them firmly on your friend's head.

ShareSquid Rewards

Until our Patreon starts doing its job, ShareSquid is a bit financially strapped.  However, the comely Kraken Dawn has successfully manipulated my mind to the point that I'm almost willing to start offering up items from my vast retro collection (including my Vectrex and other rarities) as rewards for upcoming ShareSquid community events.  Join ShareSquid today, so you'll know when she finally breaks me down.

Who are you really helping here?

See these two happy individuals?  THEY are who you are helping.  No, that's not a picture of me and Dawn.  It's simply a stock photo  representing all of humanity working happily together to make ShareSquid a great place!

Who are YOU helping?  ShareSquid!  YOU are helping ShareSquid help YOU!  That's how Dawn explained it to me.


Just click that JOIN ShareSquid link below!  It costs you nothing, but will someday enable you to be a part of the friendly sentient squid community.  A place where we all get along and do pretty much whatever ShareSquid asks us to do.  For free!  Because we want to!  Because we are free to do whatever he wants!  Something like that.

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